Post by unbiasedobserver on Dec 13, 2023 16:20:52 GMT -6
Alright this little exercise actually got much more response than I thought it would 😂
But since we had so many replies, I figured I needed to provide the answer key to this quiz, so here goes….
1. Steak or salad?
Of course the answer is steak! Salad is a side order. Anybody that would choose a rabbit food entree over a slab of carnivore’s dream is a complete psychopath, and has some serious internal questions that need to be answered.
2. Is “Die Hard” a Christmas movie?
Thankfully most got this one right too. The dang movie is set at a Christmas party for gods sake!
3. Cowboys or Saints?
Some got this one right but not enough of you. Sitting down with a grilled ribeye for a 3:25 game with the Greginator and Little Baby KK on the call vs the irrelevant noon time slot with Marv Albert’s chubby little brother Kenny on the call doesn’t seem like a tough choice. Enjoy your grilled chicken Caesar lunch Saints fans 😂
4. Did Oswald act alone?
Of course not. If you believe he did, he’s a lettuce wedge and a vinaigrette. Enjoy.
5. Should the Prep Classic remain at the Dome?
It’s a shrine, no doubt, and every kids dream to play in. So yeah. But DAMN! $70 to park your car, watch a HS football game and drink a little bit of water is a bit much. I would love to see a rotation around the state, but I get it. And weather is always an issue.
6. Ginger or Mary Anne?
There is partial credit available here. Long term? Mary Anne and it’s not even close. Short term? I won’t argue with Ginger. But fellas, remember that the ones that aren’t using up so much “energy” getting all dolled up may surprise you!
7. Ham or turkey?
Another partial credit question here. If we’re talking on the Thanksgiving table, it’s turkey and no other answer will do. We talking sandwich on a Tuesday afternoon in June? It’s ham and not even close. Turkey is for Thanksgiving…and chef’s salad.
8. iPhone or crappy other brand smartphone?
Please, for the love of all that’s holy, spend a few extra bucks and don’t be THAT guy ruining all the normal people’s group text experience. Please.
9. Astros or Rangers?
Rangers fans order a Cobb Salad at dinner. Enough said
10. Split or no split?
Partial credit again. 1A-3A? Absolutely. 4A-5A? Put that bottle of Thousand Island away and shut the hell up!
11. Coffee or tea?
I thought this was another no brainer until TheFireman dropped some serious knowledge bringing Long Island Tea into the equation. Full credit for all!!
12. Is a hot dog a sandwich?
Nope. Anything served between 2 pieces of bread is a sandwich. Someone mentioned meat between bread, but it doesn’t even have to be meat. Egg sandwich, peanut butter and jelly, etc. The actual frank on the bun isn’t a hot dog. A hot dog is the Frank AND the bun. In actuality, it’s just one piece of bread. If you put butter on a slice of bread, it is a sandwich?? No. A hot dog is processed meat leftovers ON a piece of bread. Case closed. And if you disagree….enjoy your kale and spinach slathered with oil and vinegar.
But since we had so many replies, I figured I needed to provide the answer key to this quiz, so here goes….
1. Steak or salad?
Of course the answer is steak! Salad is a side order. Anybody that would choose a rabbit food entree over a slab of carnivore’s dream is a complete psychopath, and has some serious internal questions that need to be answered.
2. Is “Die Hard” a Christmas movie?
Thankfully most got this one right too. The dang movie is set at a Christmas party for gods sake!
3. Cowboys or Saints?
Some got this one right but not enough of you. Sitting down with a grilled ribeye for a 3:25 game with the Greginator and Little Baby KK on the call vs the irrelevant noon time slot with Marv Albert’s chubby little brother Kenny on the call doesn’t seem like a tough choice. Enjoy your grilled chicken Caesar lunch Saints fans 😂
4. Did Oswald act alone?
Of course not. If you believe he did, he’s a lettuce wedge and a vinaigrette. Enjoy.
5. Should the Prep Classic remain at the Dome?
It’s a shrine, no doubt, and every kids dream to play in. So yeah. But DAMN! $70 to park your car, watch a HS football game and drink a little bit of water is a bit much. I would love to see a rotation around the state, but I get it. And weather is always an issue.
6. Ginger or Mary Anne?
There is partial credit available here. Long term? Mary Anne and it’s not even close. Short term? I won’t argue with Ginger. But fellas, remember that the ones that aren’t using up so much “energy” getting all dolled up may surprise you!
7. Ham or turkey?
Another partial credit question here. If we’re talking on the Thanksgiving table, it’s turkey and no other answer will do. We talking sandwich on a Tuesday afternoon in June? It’s ham and not even close. Turkey is for Thanksgiving…and chef’s salad.
8. iPhone or crappy other brand smartphone?
Please, for the love of all that’s holy, spend a few extra bucks and don’t be THAT guy ruining all the normal people’s group text experience. Please.
9. Astros or Rangers?
Rangers fans order a Cobb Salad at dinner. Enough said
10. Split or no split?
Partial credit again. 1A-3A? Absolutely. 4A-5A? Put that bottle of Thousand Island away and shut the hell up!
11. Coffee or tea?
I thought this was another no brainer until TheFireman dropped some serious knowledge bringing Long Island Tea into the equation. Full credit for all!!
12. Is a hot dog a sandwich?
Nope. Anything served between 2 pieces of bread is a sandwich. Someone mentioned meat between bread, but it doesn’t even have to be meat. Egg sandwich, peanut butter and jelly, etc. The actual frank on the bun isn’t a hot dog. A hot dog is the Frank AND the bun. In actuality, it’s just one piece of bread. If you put butter on a slice of bread, it is a sandwich?? No. A hot dog is processed meat leftovers ON a piece of bread. Case closed. And if you disagree….enjoy your kale and spinach slathered with oil and vinegar.