The "Split So Lets Split" High School Athletic Assocaition is now forming!! This organization is an alternative to the alternative organization that is now forming.
Prospective members need to consider the following entrance criterea.
1) $14,999.99 initial entrance fee. (If you cant pay it now, you can defer payment until the SSLS fails, then you will owe us nothing.
2) Must have a minimum of 59 schools to form the league. (0-3000 students will form our one classification, but we will have 2 districts.
a) District Yankee (Alexandria and about, starting at the Rapides Parish Line)
b) District Rebel (Rapides Parish and below)
3) All Championship events will be held at Southern University Baton Rouge Campus.
4) All school types are welcome (Public, Private, Charter, Magnet, Recovery, Beauty, most schooling fish, Old School, New School, School of Hard Knocks, and School of Rock)
Bobby Jindal will serve as commissioner and will also be asst. commissioner, treasurer, chief investigating officer, starter at track meets, head concessionaire, and marketing
director.
Applicants should contact
www.buh-bye.com for more information.